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PostSubject: D E F I N I T I O N S   4/7/2008, 7:50 pm

Doctor:

A person who killsyour ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Cigarette:

A pinch of ]tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end a fool on the other.

Compromise:

The art of dividinga cake in such a way that everybody elieves he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary:

A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic:

A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Lecture:

An art of[ transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students withoutpassing through "the minds of either"

Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Experience:

The name men give to their mistakes.


Atom Bomb:


An invention to end all inventions.

Diplomat:

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.


Opportunist:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist:

A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."


Divorce:

Future tense of marriage.

Miser:

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father:

A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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