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PostSubject: Santa & Banta -   11/1/2007, 5:23 pm

Santa Banta aik rood per say guzar rahay hotay hain... kay santay ko aik packet milta hain jis men 3 bomb hotay hain...

SANTA : CHAL YAAR IS KO POLICE STATION MEN DEE DETE HAIN

BANDA: THEK HAI ! PER AGAR RASTAY MEN KOI AIK PHAT GYAA TOU

SANTA: KOI BAAT NAHE .. HUM BOL DENGE .. 2 HE MILAY THEE...
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   11/14/2007, 1:13 am

....hahahaha...mere hi bhai lagte hein...un ko yeh to pata hi nhi tha keh...ager eik phat jay doosre 2 bomb bhi phat jainge....phir wo police walonko kiya bataenge?....
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   11/15/2007, 2:52 pm

Banta joins army,

given AK 47.

He's puzzled

&


asks Major:
Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?


Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho,


faida desh ka hi hoga
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   11/16/2007, 1:36 am

....kahan se late ho itte ache ache lateefe...mujhe bhi site batao...ya khud se hi ghrte rehte ho...mujhe bhi batao kaise ghrte ho...
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   11/20/2007, 2:19 pm

AaiNa wrote:
Banta joins army,

given AK 47.

He's puzzled

&


asks Major:
Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?


Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho,


faida desh ka hi hoga
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BAHOT KHOB AAINA..................
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   11/23/2007, 4:53 pm

Heights of Friendship:


Santa commiting suicide,


someone asked the reason.


He said:


My wife ran with my friend


and


I can't live without my friend.




thnx nadia
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   11/23/2007, 4:54 pm

Interviewer:
what is ur qualification?

Santa:
Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewer:
what do u mean by Ph.d?

Santa:
(smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   11/24/2007, 3:58 pm

bahot hi payari shareing aaina

achi defination hi phd ki
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   11/24/2007, 4:09 pm

nadia wrote:
bahot hi payari shareing aaina

achi defination hi phd ki

Smile
NADIA U NE TO YHN POST KRNA HE CHOR RKHA HAI...
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   11/24/2007, 4:10 pm

Inspector to Santa:
Phansi se pehle,



bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?




Santa:

Mere pair upar


aur



sir neeche kar k phansi de do!
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   11/25/2007, 9:49 pm

...hahaha....yeh santa kon hey?....zra is ka to introduction kerwaien...
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   11/26/2007, 4:41 pm

AaiNa wrote:
Heights of Friendship:


Santa commiting suicide,


someone asked the reason.


He said:


My wife ran with my friend


and


I can't live without my friend.




thnx nadia


ha ha ha ha ha.........

lovely sharein aaine keep it up
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   11/28/2007, 2:43 am

I can't live without my friend.


...wao...to hum kiya samjhien..kiya jis pe hansi aarhi hey aisa hi samjhien...
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   11/28/2007, 8:06 pm

roomi wrote:
I can't live without my friend.


...wao...to hum kiya samjhien..kiya jis pe hansi aarhi hey aisa hi samjhien...


u ko jis pr hansi aye wohi smjho..agr smjh aye to na Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   12/2/2007, 3:02 am

...samjh aai thi to tum se tasedeek ki thi na...

yeh santa banta kon hien?...
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   12/2/2007, 9:16 pm

roomi wrote:
...samjh aai thi to tum se tasedeek ki thi na...

yeh santa banta kon hien?...


u ko nho pata k santa kon hai?
arey ye u k sath wale ghar mae he to rhtey hain........
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   12/2/2007, 10:01 pm

...oh mager mere saath to sea lagta hey...
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   12/2/2007, 10:14 pm

kahin santa ne os mae to jumping to nhi kr di
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PostSubject: Re: Santa & Banta -   12/2/2007, 10:20 pm

...waise kiya yeh bhai hein ya behn bhai hein?
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